This post is merely an account of an interesting thing that took place recently. I happened to notice that some people across the street (who I do not know) had put out some outdoor furniture including a recliner and some chairs. There was a sign on them stating they were free for the taking. I figured it would be nice to have them with summer on the way, so I dragged them back home.
The recliner had a thin mattress over it and, not wanting it to get ruined in the rain, I removed it to keep it indoors until the weather improved. Lo and behold… this is what was hidden inside the recliner:
Yes that’s right. There was a hatchet hidden inside the recliner! Which of you can come up with an explanation for that? No, there was no blood on the hatchet that I could see.
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I’d probably walk back over to their place and knock on their door to return it. If they don’t answer, i’d put it back where I got the outdoor furniture from. Although depending on where you live, people might not take it too well that a man with an axe is wandering about. So perhaps cover it in a towel or something.
You don’t even need to touch the thing to get your prints on it if your that paranoid, because who knows, maybe you did pick up a murder weapon afterall lol . . .