Personally, I try to stay away from Facebook; I don’t need to publicize my private life for all to see and I don’t need my various friends and family getting to meet each other. Sometimes they can be like oil and water. But there is definitely interesting stuff on Facebook. For example, the group against wiggers – I mean “against white kids trying to be gangsta”:
This group is for those people who are tired of suburban white kids trying to act like thugs. We all know they really look like idiots. Being a trashy person does not make you a “thug”, a “gangsta”, or a “nigga”, so pull your head out of your ass and realize this isnt Compton. Around here, there are no “hoods”, so quit acting like something you’re not.
I wish them luck. Sometimes I wonder how many of those wiggers are smart kids who, for some reason, want to be seen as morons, and how many of them are bona-fide morons. The same applies to Asian (non-Hmong) kids. It’s pathetic when they try to emulate the lowest sector of society – the same sector that harasses them and victimizes them. They say that imitation is the highest form of flattery so why would anybody want to flatter “gangstas” who show their boxers to the whole world, speak a primitive form of pidgin English and cannot even walk erect? Incidentally, at least 5 members of this group are black. Not all blacks condone “ghetto culture”.
But I caused my own teenage son a lot of anguish by mocking his form of English – which is how many young whites (non-wiggers) speak to each other. I even picked up his phone once when it was ringing, and got his friend to think I was him. By the way, I’ve coined a name for the current adolescent white form of English: Doodish. I realize it’s not a new word, but I don’t think it’s been used in this context yet. In Doodish, every sentence must start with “Dude…” – except for phone conversations, which typically start with “who-ya-with?” We can’t call this language “Dudish” because people wouldn’t pronounce it right.
In other news, tomorrow is the first day of Summer, but you wouldn’t know it here in Portland. We’ve hardly seen the sun in months. There was no Spring to speak of and they keep forecasting a “sunny weekend” only for it to turn out cloudy. Perhaps this is God’s punishment for all the Northwest leftists, who are constantly shrieking about “global warming”. God says, “you’re afraid of warming? No sun for you!” But it’s not fair because not all of us are leftists here in Portland. So your prayers would be appreciated. Even the albinos are getting rickets.
I have an idea. We should rig some of the plows, from snowplows, onto the noses of airplanes and push all the clouds further South where they could probably use the rain. When you see those plow-planes in the sky, remember – you heard it first from jewamongyou!