The folks at anti-Jewish sites and forums have been demanding that I reveal the Jewish plan for world domination. So I shall finally oblige them and reveal our evil plot.
Using special Jewish Kabbalistic powers, we have been plotting to destroy the world through the rogue planet Nibiru. With this Kabbalistic power, we have brought the orbit of Nibiru, itself a Jewish invention, dangerously close to that of Earth.
The name “Nibiru” is a compound word that comes from “Negro” and “Hebrew”. For the forces of brutish darkness, combined with the forces of diabolical genius, are unstoppable. Oh, I almost forgot: MWAHAHAHA!
When Nibiru approaches Earth, devastating earthquakes, volcanic eruptions and tidal floods will bring death and mayhem upon Earth’s unsuspecting population. These phenomena have already been described at length. What has not been described is the catastrophic effects this event will have on interest rates. We Jews have it all figured out – and we have already guaranteed vast profits for the Jewish bankers. MWAHAHAHA!
At the same time, hordes of negroes and Mexicans will be unleashed upon the white middle class. Those who survive will be enslaved. But, using Jewish power, we will be able to tame the beast and the Jews will be spared. In fact, when the dust settles, everybody, including those blacks and Mexicans will be our slaves. MWAHAHAHA!
In case you were wondering about the “coincidence” of the Mayan calendar ending in 2012, it is no coincidence. At first, the Mayans were our useful allies, but then they missed a tribute payment. So we sent the Spaniards against them. The rest is history. MWAHAHAHA!
Nibiru: A Jewish conspiracy