My love affair with mushrooms

I’ve always loved mushrooms. A pizza sans mushrooms is not a pizza in my eyes. I eat them with salad, with fish, with poultry and even by themselves. Imagine that; a grown man eating mushrooms by themselves – peeling them with his teeth before finishing them off. Yes, they are fun to eat.

Later in life I discovered the joys of sauteed Portobello mushrooms. Not only are they delicious, but they exude a most heavenly aroma, even if you saute them in nothing more than butter.

One of the saddest events in my life involved some freshly picked mushrooms I had purchased from a street vendor along the forests of western Ukraine. I bought them, wrapped them up and told myself I’d eat them upon my return to the U.S. About a month later I took them out to eat – and they had gone bad. I nearly gauged my eyes out in anguish and nothing could comfort me – until I ate one of those special mushrooms in the Netherlands. That was nice, and it tasted good too.

I’m not a bigot when it comes to mushrooms. I’ll eat them regardless of size, color or shape as long as they’re edible.

Some day I might take on a sidekick:  Fungusamongus.


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I am a paleolibertarian Jew who is also a race-realist. My opinions are often out of the mainstream and often considered "odd" but are they incorrect? Feel free to set me right if you believe so!
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4 Responses to My love affair with mushrooms

  1. countenance says:

    I’m the only person I know in the flesh that likes mushrooms on pizza.

    My personal fanatical comfort food is pickles.

  2. A real mushroom lover doesn’t discriminate against poisonous mushrooms. Poison is just a social construct.

  3. hbd chick says:

    i HATED mushrooms as a kid (it was a texture thing), but now as an adult i absolutely love mushrooms. (^_^)

    go mushroom picking every autumn — lots of chanterelles by us. (^_^)

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