Category Archives: parody/satire

Apple to provide AppleCare for looted products

A couple of months ago, Apple CEO Tim Cook announced that… The unfinished work of racial justice and equality call us all to account. Things must change, and Apple’s committed to being a force for that change. Today, I’m proud … Continue reading

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AOC: Let us not neglect potential immigrants!

Miss Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is outraged that 150 million would-be immigrants, mostly in Africa and Latin America, are being denied their rightful share of the recently-passed stimulus package. Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) is very upset that potential immigrants won’t be receiving … Continue reading

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Ilhan Omar Endorses Joe Biden After He Confuses Wife With Sister

I’ve got to hand it to the folks at The Babylon Bee. This is brilliant: Ilhan Omar Endorses Joe Biden After He Confuses Wife With Sister But Omar was forced to reconsider her endorsement and eventually switched it over to … Continue reading

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Outrage among Pakistanis over acid attack

Recently, a Peruvian immigrant was attacked by a white man in Milwaukee. According to The Journal Sentinal: Mahud Villalaz, 42, on Saturday remained stunned by his encounter on Milwaukee’s south side with a man at a bus stop who began … Continue reading

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Diversity can solve the homeless problem

It’s hard to fathom how I missed this benefit of Diversity all these years. It turns out that Diversity can provide a solution to the homeless problem: NEW YORK (Reuters) – New York police have charged a man with murder … Continue reading

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Desperate for victimhood

People are so desperate to consider themselves victims that one man’s letter to the editor, criticizing mature women for wearing yoga pants, motivated hundreds of women to participate in a rally for their right to wear yoga pants. Check out … Continue reading

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Black teens not happy with Walmart pulling Confederate flag

Walmart, along with other major corporations, recently announced that it would stop selling merchandise that features the Confederate battle flag. Young blacks in Macon, Georgia were not pleased with this decision; the battle flag is dear to their hearts – … Continue reading

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Starbucks to replace CEO Howard Schultz with Pedro

In an official statement, Starbucks president Cliff Burrows wrote: The goals of the Diversity and Inclusion team include building a diverse workforce, increasing cultural competencies, shaping a culture of inclusion and developing a diverse network of suppliers. Indeed, back in 2012, … Continue reading

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Abubakar Shekau invites American beta males to join Boko Haram

Boko Haram leader Abubakar Shekau, upon hearing of the recent killings in California, shook his head and stated: What a waste! If Mr. Rodger had come to Nigeria, he would have made an excellent Islamic soldier – and he would … Continue reading

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How Denmark benefits from diversity

A group of Danish high school girls is being credited with a possible scientific breakthrough. According to The Daily Dot: An experiment by a handful of high school students in Denmark has sparked some serious international interest in the scientific community. … Continue reading

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